This is full of homestuck shit I find

A better edited version of this (which is largely the same but overall improved) is being updated regularly on Ao3 under the same name (My username there is SpiderQ848) and I highly recommend you read that instead of this for a better reading experience. Anyway. Have you ever wished Friendsim was more than just that? Have you ever wanted to DATE them??? If so, then this story is for you as I show you how to choose the secret third option in order to kiss, kiss, fall in love.