"This is stupid." Joel said angrily. "Come on Uncle Joel, let's give the audience what they want." Joel sighed deeply and turned to face Vinny. "Just a quick peck..." Vinny smirked. "What ever works for you."

squidward woke up feeling hot and had a very painful headache his stomach aches and decides to stay in bed spongebob wondered whats happening to squidward, mr. krabs called squidward on the shellphone and said that he isnt feeling well mr.krabs sent spongebob to take care of him while he was sick. what happens next O_O

this is a fucking joke fic but go off i guess

What a wonderful web of lies isn't it?~ Lowkey..... please let this cringe work die bc it's rough, I've literally never even proof read my own work and it's truly almost 3 - 4-ish years old. Let her rest in peace. ;-; like I posted chapter one I'm pretty sure on deviantart. And I know I haven't been on that since 6th grade.....

transcript of jerma's poop dream from the stream on 10 may 2022 on wattpad because pastebin says theres too many naughty words and i can't post it. what happened pastebin who hurt you

From call of duty advanced warfare these two are the highest ships in the sea THIS IS MY STORY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO IT....I know none of this happened , well not all of it at least,

"You make me wanna do real bad things, you make me wanna say real bad things, you make me wanna be a real bad thing, I'll do what I want, do as I please." - - In game missions & dialogue will be used obviously I don't own them xx - - *MAIN STORYLINE* completed :) - - Check out my other COD-related stories :)

I continued to stare down at the message, tears threatening to spill onto it. It wasn't possible...no, it hadn't happened. The love of my life was...gone. Dead forever. ~~~ Keona Davis has been dealing with her boyfriend's passing with lots of pain and depression. The only time she's never depressed is when she has a weapon in her hand. War, serving the army, or violence has never been her type of thing, but nowadays it feels so...natural. Until Jonathan Irons, the president of the corporation of ATLAS, allows her to join him and his army, Keona thinks there is no hope. In her joining of ATLAS, Keona meets new friends, enemies, and even finds her freedom. But when a new threat arises, will Keona and the ATLAS team have what it takes to fight it? In this Fanfiction based on Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, Keona will have to use every last drop of blood full of courage, bravery, and honor in her to protect her new family.

Simon 'Ghost' Riley x Reader. This will be spicy slow burning romance between you and Lt. Riley, one of your colleagues in task force 141. 18+ warning (violence, harsh language and smut, and more. read at your own risk) First time writing fanfic and I barely know how to use this app and english isn't my first language, so please bear with me, I will do my best! These stories are not following any of the actual stories in Activision's games, all credits to them for making the characters and universe.

"They call her Canary," "Canary?" "Because the moment you realize she'd stopped singing, it's already too late." - ✰ - explicit + smut simon riley + konig femdom read at your own discretion !