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Jake's Kennedy by black_writes_red
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He never thought he'd get this interested in a girl who just moved into his house. Kennedy Kinsey, a bubbly and talkative girl, moves to New York to live with her dad's best friend after her parent's death. She never thought she would be this attracted to Jake Knight, her dad's best friend's son. While suffering from asthma, she's also probably the wildest and craziest person he's ever met with an obsession with knives and talking about murder. He hates that he can't stop thinking about her. He hates that he likes listening to her talk. He hates that he likes when she smiles. She never thought she'd ever have friends or escape her loneliness. He never thought he would be happy and see the light after his mom's death. Until both of them met each other. ❃ Contains sensitive topics and excessive swearing ❃
His Little Devil by SarcasticallyWitty
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[SECOND BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Of course I'm just like my mother." I roll my grey eyes. "I popped out of her uterus." "Miss Paris!" "Ms Hayfer!" I mimic my History teacher. "Ms Hayfer, think fast!" Ms Hayfer turns her head just in time to get nailed in the forehead with a paper ball. "Mr TeNana-Williams!" She fumes. Raziel shrugs innocently. "What? I told you to think fast." "Ms Hayfer, catch!" She turns around and an eraser lands in her mouth. She spits it out. "Mr Hale!" River shrugs and gives her a smirk. "Ms Hayfer, watch out!" Jayden throws a pencil, which nails her in the forehead. "Fee-Fee Fuzzy Poops will shove his horn so far up your a-" Ashlynn starts but is cut off by Hunter. "So far up my what?" He continues to poke her arm. "YOU SIX ARE THE SPAWNS OF SATAN!" WARNING: Mentions of abuse and r*pe. *~* [SEQUAL/SPINOFF OF: HIS OREO PRINCESA] BOOK 1: His Oreo Princesa BOOK 2: His Little Devil BOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore
His Oreo Princesa by SarcasticallyWitty
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[FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Hi." Kyla smiles nervously. "Hi." Cole greets back, just as nervously. The boys and I share a roll of the eyes. I sneak a look at the teacher in charge of detention and find him asleep. I get out of my seat and walk over to Cole and Kyla. "Yo! Hi, hi, how are you? How are you? Now kiss!" I grab the back of each of their heads and smash them together and back away as they lock lips. They freeze, both of their eyes wide open, before they relax and start kissing eachother passionately. Cole put his hands on her waist and Kyla wraps her arms around his neck. "YASSS!" Reese shrieks as he lifts me up in the air, hugging me. "You did it lil' sis! Your got Cola to kiss!" "I'm older than you!" "The plan worked!" Kayden cheers, high fiving me. "Of course the plan worked." Nate says in a 'duh' tone. "Storm came up with it." *~* Summer-Storm TeNana-Williams is just a normal girl who attends high school and loves sports. She has a best friend since kindergarten and an amazing family. Did I mention she's a quadruplet? With three other brothers? And her brothers' best friend has been her mortal enemy since, well...forever? Whatever, it's not like anything can go wrong when Summer-Storm, her brothers, her enemy and her best friend are all together, right? WRONG! *~* (THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA'). Book series: BOOK 1: His Oreo Princesa BOOK 2: His Little Devil BOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore
Quiet Not Innocent | ✔︎ by bluejaynoodles
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"You look good wearing my last name." My jaw slacks open and the bell rings then, him smiling a lopsided grin before grabbing his bag and strutting out of the room. »»----- -----«« When Aspen Wilson's father passes away, she must go live with her mother 1,000 miles away and confront her about what happened 5 years ago when they got separated. She has a simple goal to ignore her guardians, finish senior year of school, and go back to her small town, but those plans are quickly flipped upside down by old secrets and a certain quiet boy at her new school who isn't as innocent as he seems. Saint Black was the kid everyone ignored. He was quiet, private, and alone with his books most of the time. He never paid attention to his school or his classmates, but when a new girl comes to town, he can't help but be drawn to her. A bad history with females and a secret he can't afford anyone to find out, he knows he's playing a risky game. But for her, it's worth it. »»----- -----«« HIGHEST RANKS: #1 in doodle #1 in quietboy #1 in humor #1 in funny #1 in cute romance
When You Walked In by tea_bag_
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Sarcastic, clumsy 19 year old Ava Dawson moves to California to start afresh from her past only to be intertwined with cold yet warm hearted billionaire Kaison. Follow the crazy life of Ava as she deals with him, him, and him again, and something called love? How will Kai handle Ava's crazy and wild personality? Read to find out... | Highest in HUMOUR #1 |
Kidnapped In My Unicorn Onesie (Under editing) by tepigforlife
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"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me??? "What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels. "Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened. "Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. "Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. "Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period. And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me. "Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. "What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms. "To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh. *** Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!
The Cupcake Theory by theforgottonone
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HIGHEST RANK #27 IN HUMOR *** Life is full of lessons that we need to remember, for Mackenzie (also known as Mace or that girl that always falls over) life seems like a boring routine. Her love life is as lifeless as a corpse With her best friend happily in love with his sweet girlfriend, her nonexistent bad boy is more like an obnoxious jerk rather than a rebel and the golden boy has friend zoned her to many times (82 and counting) Throw in stupid revenge plots, a love triangle that makes no sense, beneficial food fights and midnight Kmart rampages, you are left which a couple theory's to question if you really know what life is about. But first, you have to make a mistake ..it all started with a cupcake @@ Did you really take 16 cupcakes from the shop yesterday? " "Maybe.. "I look to see them staring at me in disbelief "Do you really need 16 cupcakes?" Their eyes flicker between the box of cupcakes and me who has half of one stuffed in my mouth. Hastily I swallow "Okay, to be fair she was going to throw all 24 beautiful delicious cupcakes in the bin. It's a waste and a criminal offence to chuck out something so tasty. So I just happened to volunteer to take them home... without anyone knowing..." I lick some of the buttercreams that had fallen onto my hand. "I believe that's called stealing," a voice says from behind me. WARNING lots of cheesy jokes, embarrassing moments and food
The Sweet Innocent by zbertschiberkowitz
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Kate and her mom were having a beautiful time. They had the best time of their lives, until just like that. Their house was full of flames and everyone got out but not all of them: Her mom. Her dad left them when she was two. She cried for nearly two days straight. Talked to no one, on her own, no mom. She's now a foster taken into a new home. Back to school. New life. ~~~~~~~~ Carter is a spoiled jerk, too arrogant. He's the most popular boy at West High. He has dated almost every girl in the school but once Kate is living with him under the same roof he immediately hates her. They pity each other and hate their guts, but one day Kate leaves. See what happens to her. To Carter. To everyone.