This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

Kurtis gets a surprise call from Obama, and a new job! He immediately calls Danny Gonzalez, his most trusted friend. When they arrive at the Obama house, Kurtis realizes this job is not what he expected, and Danny gets a special job of his own. Read to find out the fate of our two beloved commentary Youtubers. *UPDATE: KURTIS READ THE FAN FICTION!*

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Peaches met a girl named Trisha Paytas at the coochie store. Peaches fell in love the moment she saw Trisha. She went home ask her coochie bugs what she should do. Then she got a text message from Trisha....

: big ed casually starts his day off as he heads to the walmart and runs in to someone

Lovely Peaches takes some interest in you! And decides to hook up! 🤤 You can't wait to eat that smelly coochie full of cockroaches!

A beautiful love story between three horny young men who are overcome by their desire for each other. They discover knew things about their sexuality and each other. Strap on your seatbelts. (And your ball gags)