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𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 ✔️ by backwoodfairy
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"you was there for me when i needed you, so i was trying to do the same." sequel to bodyguard
𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱✔️ by backwoodfairy
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"i'm yo bodyguard. not yo girlfriend."
Daughter of Lucifer (GirlxGirl) Book 1 by cold_french_fry
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"Forgive me Lord for I had sex with Lucifer's daughter" It's Hell on Earth when the Dark Lord's daughter starts Highschool and she's nothing you'd expect *Warning. Sexual content* ------------------------------------------------- [Highest Rankings] #1- Lesbian #1- Lucifer #1- Lesbian Fantasy #1- girlxgirl #1- Wattpad Pride #1- Trending #1- gxg
Anastasia | ✔︎ by EroticMarie
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"The Stripper and the Mob Boss" ❦ A sickness of Anastasia's sister leads her towards a huge debt. When her friend comes to her with a solution that would make her go from rags to riches, Anastasia immediately accepts even if that meant stripping. Everything was running smoothly until she was met with the scary notorious mafia leader, Valentino Romano. Valentino was a man with no emotion, but when he was met with Anastasia, he knew that he wanted the blonde gorgeous stripper---at no matter what costs. ❦ "You're not allowed to touch me. It's against Mr. Romano's rules," she said, her back towards him. Her long legs were on full display with her high black heels only making them appear longer. "You must be new. What's your name?" He chuckled out, licking his lips. Valentino grabbed her hips, turning her towards him as his eyes settled on her breasts. Slowly, his eyes trailed up to meet her eyes. "Anastasia. Who are you?" she asked, fear clear in her eyes as she stared. He smirked. "Mr. Romano. Now, open your legs."
Unnamed [18+] by leblackbook
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Ilya Zharkov is the head of the Russian Mafia around the world, every smaller faction answers to him. With his interests aligned with the DiStefano's, business is thriving. Even if she's in his mind, constantly, nothing can break him...until he lays eyes on her. An opportunity will arise in which these two will have to work as a team for an unimaginable amount of money that can bring the biggest of enemies, together. Her name is- "Why am I here, Santino?" I asked him before taking a sip of my double espresso. He chuckled softly "You'll see." "I don't like that stupid chuckle you carry around, it means you're plotting-" I ran out of words when I saw the woman hopping off an SUV. "What the fuck is she doing here?" I shot a glare at Santino. "I have a job for the two of you," he said as he stood up. "No," I stood up and she stopped in front of the table where we were sitting. "I'm not working with this snake," I pointed at her. "Hi, Ilya." ------ This book can stand on its own but I would recommend you to read Mrs. Mafia and Code Name: Athena, first. 🚨 mature content!
Coffee & Criminals by HessianKills
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18 year old Florence Remy has three things that mean the world to her: Twizzlers, her best friends Ade and Clancy, and her parents' coffee shop the Espresso House in downtown Brooklyn, New York. As a small business amongst huge corporations, Florence and her parents struggle to make ends meet. However, they remain optimistic and happy. The coffee shop may not bring in much, but it's enough to keep them on their feet. But what happens when a group of dangerous Brooklyn mobsters force Florence's parents into giving them co-ownership of the shop? Crime boss and leader Wolfe Sterling takes a great interest in the tunnels that lead past the Espresso House cellar. Dirty business is what he's best at and dragging people into his dangerous (and illegal) activities are no bother. But things go sideways when he also takes a strange interest in Florence. And it really doesn't help that he's hotter than freshly brewed coffee...
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Accidentally Kidnapped by HessianKills
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When 17 year old November Jones accidentally burns off her left eyebrow in a freak accident, she brushes it off. Nothing a bit of makeup can't fix, right? But when she finds herself shoved into the backseat of her own car as a couple of very big, very bad, and very dangerous-looking men drive off with it, things can't be so easily fixed...especially since it's not just her missing eyebrow that needs to be covered, it's also the fact that one of the most wanted criminal organizations in the country accidentally kidnapped a teenage girl while trying to escape a drug deal gone wrong. Could things get any worse? Well, with a girl like November in the mix, the answer is yes.