Lana doesn't like the way people fit in, she has never found someone with whom she connects with enough to bear her soul to them. She reaches out to a celebrity, someone whom she's watched on the big screen countless times, in a hopeless attempt to find meaning in her, otherwise dreary, life. Everything was fine, but...
"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
'Life hasn't been kind to me. From what I can remember from when I was a kid, I've always lived in the streets. I have always accepted the fact that I was one of those unwanted children-you know, the ones with impulsive and hormonal teenage parents that didn't really know how to raise a kid. That's the reality I've co...
