Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"How can you not be on time for a simple arrival?" He laughs a little too evilly. "But I understand why your father put you as this low ranking job. Just a pity employment, I'm assuming." "We've only met and you're being such a-" I stop myself quickly. Oh, my goodness. I nearly just ruined everything my father trusted me with. I have to be more careful. "I'm sorry for raising my voice, sir." I bow my head, biting down my bottom lip to keep more unnecessary words from coming out. Hoseok smiles. "Little assistant, you have to watch your mouth. You don't want your father to get a bad report about his dear daughter. Right?" I tighten my jaw. "Right." "Good girl." He chuckles. "Now get me some green tea and no leaves please. I almost choked on a leaf the other day and it was not a fun experience." "Of course, s-sir." Start: 4/30/17 End: 6/2/17

"Do you want to die?" The man's voice is barely controlled as he aims the baseball bat at your face. "Woah, woah, woah," Your eyes are wide as you step back, about to shit your pants. "Look, I didn't force him to come back, alright? If you want to kill someone, kill him." You point at Yoongi, who raises his eyebrows in disbelief. "What an amazing friend you are, Y/N," He says sarcastically as he raises his hands defensively. "Look, we can resolve this peacefully." "Actually, no, we can't," Taehyung frowns. "Not helping, Tae," Yoongi mutters. "Shit!" You yell as the bat swings towards your face. "No swearing!" Your best friend screeches as you feel the bat swinging towards your face - Nothing. You open your eyes slowly, cautiously, gaze moving to the man blocking the bat from hitting your face. "Miss me?" _______ He's back. He's free. And he's hotter than ever. Sequel to Sugar & Ocean Highest Ranking: #4

"You should be careful, Y/N." Taehyung says, leaning forward and resting his elbows on his legs, tucking his chin into his palms. "He's the meanest son of a...mother who's ever lived." He shakes his head, sighing. "And he's the one who got you into this mess in the first place." You pat your best friend's knee comfortingly, brushing his fluffy ash gray from his forehead. "He's also the only one who's standing with me, Tae." You say, before quickly adding, "Aside from you, of course. And also, there's the project that started it." You roll your eyes. Yoongi enters the room at that very moment, eyeing you two warily. "Why are you so suspicious about me?" He asks Tae, wearing his usual cold expression. "You know I don't give a-" "No swearing." The gray haired boy interrupts him, sighing. "How'd you assume we were talking about you anyway?" The blue haired boy shrugs, quickly glancing at you before looking away. "Well, I'm the one who's partnered with Y/N for the project." He says, plopping down on the couch next to you, and winking at Taehyung. "Plus, I'm the only guy who you can came pretty close to cussing out." _______ A story where shit goes crazy. WARNING: A mix of crazy, YOLO, party, playboy and gay. With added projects, teachers and gangs. And of course, sugar and ocean. Book one. Highest Ranking: #2

"Just follow my lead, and we'll learn this together." ✔ ©BadBusanBxtchesOnly 2018 Started: 9/21/2018 Ended: 4/24/2019 1M reads 8/5/2021 💜💜 **🥉3RD PLACE WINNER OF THE ARMY AWARDS 'SOLO TAEHYUNG' CATEGORY** HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in #taehyung 💜🐯🔥🔥🔥🔥 #1 in #taetae 💜🐯🔥 #1 in #virginity 💜🐯🔥 #1 in #readerxtaehyung 💜🐯 #1 in #kimtaehyungfanfiction 💜🐯 #1 in #kthff 💜🐯 #1 in #kimtaehyungfanfic 💜🐯 #1 in #taehyungau 💜🐯 #1 in #vff 💜🐯 #2 in #taehyungxreader 💜 #2 in #vfanfiction 💜 #3 in #vfanfic💜 #4 in #virgin 💜 #4 in #bangtan 💜 #10 in #btsfanfic #10 in #kimtaehyung💜

Miss Matched is now available as a Paperback and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! You can access the Wattpad original edition on the platform and the published book link is available inside the book. ***** Tayla Murphy is done waiting for Mr. Right. When her best friend meets and marries her match from an exclusive dating service, Tayla decides to seize the success GameSetMatch promises. With a ninety-nine percent success rate, what could go wrong? But when his name turns up on Tayla's match screen, she's filled with disbelief. Simon Buchannan broke her heart six years ago, and he certainly isn't her soulmate. Simon Buchannan has never gotten over breaking up with Tayla Murphy, and the circumstances around their demise have haunted him for years. When he opens his email to find he's been matched with her through GameSetMatch, he'll do anything to grasp his second chance at love and prove to Tayla they really are a perfect match. ONC Ambassador's Pick 2020 Being published by Wattpad Books, 2023

"keep on pretending that you love me" - highest ranking: #1-taehyungfanfiction started: 07/07/2018 Ended: 07/06/2019

Hoseok: That's why they call me Master, sweetheart. Now it's your turn. Say it. Yoongi: If you want my help that badly, you need to give me something in return. Something I can't get anywhere else... Namjoon: If they want to take you back, they have to get through me first. And trust me... I won't let anyone take you from me that easily. One kingdom. A thousand enemies. You're one of them. Many groups have formed against the Emperor, but none are as strong or as secretive as the Rebellion. They come and go without a sound, killing guards, destroying property, and threatening the oppressive lifestyle the Emperor has forced on his people. When the emperor drags your brother off in chains to be executed for a crime he didn't commit, there's only one way to break him out. Find the Rebellion and join them. But their leader, Min Yoongi, refuses to accept you; while their combat specialist, Jung Hoseok has other plans for you. Plans that will put you up against Kim Namjoon: your first love and captain of the emperor's guards. *You do not need to be a fan of BTS to read this story **All characters in this story are completely fictional, and do not represent the BTS members' real personalities. Needless to say, BTS members are not ancient warriors from the Joseon Era. Just in case you were wondering. RANDOM RATING #1 - JhopeXreader (2020) #1 - rapline (2020) #1 - sugaXreader (Jun 2019) #1 - hoseokXreader (Apr 2019) #3 - rmXreader (2020)

After visiting a fansign event of BTS your whole life has changed. Since that day someone started to stalk you, but you had no idea who it was... "If you don't want to listen, find out the hard way." ________________________________________________ Warning: May contain strong language and mature content ________________________________________________ Yandere x reader _ Highest rankings: . #01 fansign #01 stalker #01 sasaeng #01 yoongixreader #01 sugaxreader #01 agustd #01 stalking #01 yanderexreader #02 yoongi #07 bangtan #08 kpop #01 yandere #01 english #01 kpopidols #10 bts #04 reader #20 fanfiction

in which a series of random and slightly outrageous events slowly yet surely reunites two ex-lovers. © luhanwrites 2018 cover by me started: 24 october 2018 end: 26 october 2018