I'm not sorry

"bob i love you" he didn't know if he could say it back... what would his wife say? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - for legal reasons this is a joke

Shrek loved Hitler with all his heart.

First book, I'm trying my hardest <3

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Flo needs a true love

This is for a good friend of mine, but it can be 'enjoyed' by anybody who is INTO the Periodic Table. Enjoy!

A oneshot book on our favorite Periodic Table ;)