I just made this for fun lol Warning: Lots of cringe

Ships. Ships everywhere.

Brought to you by Sprobi. Cover art not by me!

These oneshots are very old

Warning, some of these stories may contain homophobia, emotional abuse, bullying, harassment and ableism. All these stories are based around my au/interpretation called "Don't hug me, we're home". Because of that I will not be doing requests.

I'm gonna write a short, one shot fanfics about DHMIS. Doing this because I'm taking a break from the other story. I have so many ideas, and so many plots for so many different stories at sometimes I get confused, and impatient to finish one story, so yE

[This book is currently discontinued, but I plan on rewriting it in the future!] "I stretched out my wings and fluttered over to my closet as I start my first day of what will inevitably be the worst years of my life" First Day of Hell is about a boy named Shrignold who is sent to a high school in which they only teach about love, good manners and such similar to that. Shrignold believes that his time spent their will be nothing but pain and misery, but while staying their he meets some strange people. And although these classmates of his are strange, they too believe that this school for "love" is not all that it may seem to be.

Your parents enrolled you in a shady boarding school in the middle of nowhere, far away from your home town, and friends. Oh the joy. Things at Silver Wood academy have proven to be less than normal (or whatever you consider 'normal' to be). You know you shouldn't go poking your nose into things you don't understand, but with the influence of your three new friends, your curiosity gets out of control. You find out things that no human should have to know... ((This is an AU I made up a while ago. I really hope you like it, because I worked really hard on the plot. I made this up before don't hug me I'm scared 5 came out, so I'm trying to find a way to add the new teachers into the plot. This story takes place in the future, so in the year 2050, so don't get confused when I say 2050 in the story, okay? Okay. Yes, this is a dhmis x reader BUT there will be absolutely NO ROMANTIC SUB-PLOTS BETWEEN YOU AND THE CANNON CHARACTERS, so if you are looking for a fanfic where you get to kiss Tony, this is not the place to look. Romance will only exist between the original characters. I use MY HUMAN VERSIONS of the weirdos from dhmis, so this is how I write them, and imagine them. I really want you guys to like this. Thank you))

I MADE THIS FIC IN 2018, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE _____________ ❝ΔŘ€ ¥ØỮ PŘØỮĐ Ø₣ Μ€ ŇØŴ, ĐΔĐĐ¥?!?❞ _*_ All you wanted to do was to go to College, Nothing More, Nothing Less. ClayHill was the Closest Town with a College, So you Thought it was just a Normal Town. Boy, Where you Wrong. It started out with small Hallucinations. You see something in the Corner of your Eye, but when you look, It's gone. But then it Turned into Pure Torture. Bloodied Dreams, Horrifying VHS Tapes, Surreal Dreams, Maggots, Deer, Fourth Wall Breaks, Forgotten Memories You couldn't make sense of any of this Bullshit. You just wanted to go Home. ❝PĿξД∫ξ, ∂Ų∫† ĦξĿP Mξ❞

Cover Art By: Me! Life gets weird when the teachers suddenly turn "human"! How this happened? That's what a few of them are trying to find out. Wanna watch this mess unfold? Be my guest.