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AU: After Pettigrew is recognized and sent to Azkaban, Sirius Black is set free and given the custody of his 9 years old godson Harry Potter, who is too happy to leave the Dursleys and live a new life with his godfather. A day before he went to Hogwarts for his 3rd year, Harry finds a beautifully wrapped chocolate box in a cupboard in the basement. Thinking it was a gift from Sirius he takes the chocolate box. But when Harry is close to death because of the poison in the chocolates, Sirius saves his godson, with the help from Remus and someone unexpected. A Sirius, Remus and Harry family story. I know the summary sucks. My first story ever. °Sequel is up; Good Intentions!! Please check it out too!° NO TRANSLATIONS PLEASE!