Matthew and Alfred once again arrive late to a meeting. But something's off; Alfred is less boisterous than usual and Matthew is swearing constantly. In an attempt to find out what has gotten into the two enigmatic North Americans, the rest of the G-8 members* end up uncovering more than a few secrets (and secrets of those secrets) America and Canada have been hiding for centuries. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. I do, however, co-own (Spoiler Alert!!!) this version of the personifications of states and provinces of America and Canada respectively. *and China

!Warning! May contain Inappropriate language, actions and killing !You have been warned!