(Stan x Kyle) vampire AU. When both death reports and missing peoples cases start rising in South Park, suspicions are spreading like disease, and rumours are the number one talk. But what happens if someone new joins the class, someone who could have a reason for all these deaths? TWs before the chapter !!

Stan is the captain of South Park's ice hockey team. Kyle is a top figure skater that's closed himself off from the world. Neither of them are nearly as in control of their lives as they'd lead you to believe.

Tolkein, now trusted by his parents to go by himself, invites his friends to the summer resort that his family travels to every year. He decides to bring along seven of his friends, under the requirement that they must all pair up and share a room... Cut to Craig Tucker, a seemingly apathetic boy who in all reality, secretly does give a shit. Having no one else left, he is forced into pairing up with Tweek, a boy who can't seem to keep his chill. Sharing a room with some guy he barely knows isn't really that big of a deal...That is unless there is a shortage of beds for PLOT CONVENIENCE. Just when they thought it couldn't get any more awkward, something unsuspecting happens...After an accidental first kiss between the two of them, these assholes begin to see each other in a whole different light. Will Craig and Tweek actually be able to make it through the summer? It all depends on whether or not they can handle the embarrassments to come... Art on cover made by yours truly.