Avery Carmichael is the definition of closed off and cold hearted. The only person she could be herself in front of is her best friend, Mona. So when she gets in yet another fight at Blackwood Academy she gets sent to a new dorm. Thing about these dorms is that you live with seven other people. Avery didn't expect these seven people to be a group of obnoxious boys though. ♡ ♡ ♡ #1IN TEEN ON 7/21/19 #1 IN FUNNY ON 7/20/19 #1 IN DORM ON 1/15/19 #1 IN HUMOR ON 9/24/19.

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.