Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

It's Christmas Eve and papa Smurf's been invited to your home tonight. I'm so sorry

I'm sorry

No description this time... I can't do it.

This is story it about a 25 year old girl named Sarah who moves over to America, LA from the UK. She's a fan of Rhett and Link and when looking for a job she sees that they need a PA, she applies straight away and gets the job. After working for them for a few months she realises that she kinda has a crush on them both. Rhett and Link are not married in this story so please don't hate me. So follow Sarah through her story and see what happens!