Wrong Number || lrh [book one]
you've got the wrong number, dipshît [book one in the so wrong, it's right series]
you've got the wrong number, dipshît [book one in the so wrong, it's right series]
my name isn't calum hood and i don't know a thing or two about a thing or two. [book two in the so wrong, it's right series]
INCOMING CALL FROM LUKE ✆ ↳ accept / decline » accept « "hey." "luke, hey!" [ cover is by @vasHappening_Potato ♡ ]
"w-wait. you're Luke Hemmings.." "I bet you're pretty surprised right about now... aren't you?" or the one where Luke's ex girlfriend changes her number, now Calum's new phone number. Luke drunkinly tries texting his ex- that number just so happening to be Calum. sassy!calum rockstar!luke
❝i'm blind,❞ luke muttered. ❝nice to meet you, blind. im michael.❞ © 2014 michaelsvans {#1 fanfiction - 9/28/14} {#8 teen fiction - 9/18/14} cover by @michaelclifford
she sits with him on the school bus, yet they never talk to each other.
the one where Luke's a little fuckboy who texts bitches at 11:12, making their wishes come true. book one of the 11:11 series.
unknown: Mali can you see if I left my green day shirt in my old room I can't find it not Mali??: who tf is Mali book one of four
"Inappropriate, sir." I said meekly, my heart racing faster when he just snorted. "You know I'm attracted to you by now, Ms. Verdine. You know I have feelings for you. I've heard what it sounds like when you're moaning and felt you right up against me, grinded my cock against you. If you ask me, there was hardly anyt...
"i want you to call me daddy." [au, punk!ashton, daddy!ashton] cover by: beth my bae
"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.
where a girl accidentally texts calum hood's number with a bad dad joke and continues everyday after. All Rights Reserved | @yourlocaldrug • highest ranking(s): #1 in calumhood #1 in michaelclifford #1 in ashtonirwin #1 in lukehemmings #2 in 5sos
no kick, no punch, no hit, compared to the hurt he felt when he couldn't have her. lowercase intended highest ranking: #1 in 5sos #1 in lukehemmings
"twitter hunt! can you all find this girl for me? http://t.co/j2DVejt974" "found her. thanks guys x"
▷ SUNLIGHT | in which a troubled girl rants to an inactive tumblr account [ michael clifford x oc ] [ tw: depression + self harm ] - michael is single just for the sake of storytelling pls
"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."
in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.
sequel to snapchat // "I loved you." "I love you." [Highest ranking: fanfiction #89] all rights reserved. © copyright 2015 | malin anna
Calum owns a tattoo parlor and an innocent girl comes in that catches his eye. ~~~~~ "You are biting your lip, what are you thinking?" I release my lip not even realizing that I was biting it. "My friend Riley said something..." I trail off "What did she say?" He questions his head resting back against the couch now...
"Maybe it's weird, but I'm glad nobody has fucked you. I'll be your first, your best, and I'm gonna ruin your body in such a way that you'll only think of me when you need pleasure. Because it might be between your legs, but this pussy is mine."
❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.
"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke