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"its hard to love someone and not know if they even feel the same way. Because one day they will be in someone else's arms. They will be happy and you're standing there hurt because you were scared to make a stupid move. I don't want to wait any more. I don't want to hide the feelings anymore. I don't want to be scared. Even though I still am"

*COMPLETED* (08.05.20) Noah Sorin is a 17-year-old genius who is sent on a mission to the Elite high school, Bran Prep High. His investigation? Vampires. What happens when Noah stumbles upon Aleksei Maksim Griffon, a vampire with beautiful pale skin, unruly raven-hair and eyes as blue as the ocean? "Don't fall in love with a vamp," they'd warned him. "I won't," was what he said. But a story of heartbreak, forbidden love, and undying passion unravels as he discovers the secrets of the supernatural. *** This book is a boy x boy story. Best ranking: #58 gay : 01.12.20 #102 fiction (04.05.20) #69 featured (04.05.20) #10 lgbt (15.05.20) #10 lbtq (15.05.20 #92 supernatural #75 featured (03.05.20) #94 vampire #89 teenfiction #4 supernatural (15.10.20) Rankings: #fiction #featured #queer #gay #depression #bl #youngadult #featured #comedy #bisexual #manxman #teen fiction #boyxboy #bxb #LGBT #romance #vampire #supernatural #werewolf

"We can't do this." I whisper as our lips re-connect, a tingling fire surging through my body as his hands ravage unexplored lands; my innocence dissipating away with every peck he trails down my neck. "I know we can't. That's why it's so exciting." He replies through kisses. His effortless charm intoxicates me; drowning me; hunting me; devouring me. "What if my brother finds out?" The perpetuated patter of the rain unable to subdue my groan as he digs his nails deeper into my skin. "Who cares." ********** Welcome to my story, where an innocent boy finds a not so innocent boy in his bed; where they do not so innocent things. - YOP

Just a book full of gay memes that I found in my gallery. Enjoy! ♡ none of the images in here were created by me, I found them on the internet ranging from Instagram to Pinterest. I do not take credit for them. thank you for reading! :D ♡ book cover was created by me using picsart :)

In the 17th century, six families with supernatural powers make a pact of silence. Eventually, one power-hungry family was banished. The descendants of those five remaining families are heirs to tremendous power. Known as the Children of Ipswich, the Caleb, Pogue, Reid, Tyler, and Haven attend elite Spencer Academy. When a student there is found dead after a party, unraveling secrets threaten to shatter the pact that has protected the teens' families for centuries.

Full version of Second Edition available on Amazon and via Kindle Unlimited. Chris Sinclair fades under a dark cloud after losing his mother to cancer. On the cusp of adulthood, he doesn't know where he should go or how to get there. But watching life pass him by was never the plan, and when he is forced to attend a concert in an attempt to coax him out of his shell, he discovers that life might have more to offer. Dante Heron holds the audience between his delicate bow and the tips of his fingers. He plays the violin as if every heart is his to command, but the discipline needed to perfect his skills has left him with nothing to spare. He's a fire that burns too bright or not at all-unpredictable and demanding. When Chris is unexpectedly offered a job to travel around Europe as Dante's assistant, or 'friend', he surprises himself by accepting. Their journey barely starts before Chris realizes he's in over his head. Every step along the way is fraught with tension, and the farther they go, the closer they veer to a breaking point. Invisible strings are at play, stitched into Dante's life by those who should have taught him how to love. Perhaps Chris is right to be afraid, but sometimes, what you fear the most is what you can't afford to lose.

When Dorinda Bennett was walking home from a college party that her best friend, Kayla, dragged her to, she get harrassed by a school mate. When he start to undress her, she is saved by a guy she has no idea is. She than tells him she 'owes him' for saving her. The next day, he tells her what he's wants, he wants her to be his slave. Now Dorinda has been thrown into a world with vampires, pixies, and other supernatural. - - - Second Book Is Called Sweet Silent Night. Third Book Is Called The Vampire Prince And Me