it's been asked for. i delivered. aka my 3am brain dump

;; warning: contains smut, gore, and graphic depiction of harsh or sensitive topics ;; don't talk about your age. just don't talk about it, i don't care that you're 13 and think you're mature enough to read nsfw. you're not, but i can't stop you. go outside and touch a football or go jack off to gta tits and think it makes you cool. ;; contains youtubers/streamers such as jschlatt, wilbur soot, ted nivison, cscoop, quackity, karl jacobs, etc.