He shakes visibly, fear rolling off of him. "I..I..I didn't do shit!!" He says. I roar with laughter and nearly fall over backwards. "Oh, so you're constipated?!" Lena is just a constantly bloated buffoon who got kidnapped by some mafia dude.

"Hey! I may not be that smart, athletic or attractive or talented or good at cooking, I burn water man.....wait....where am I going with this?" Chloe Anderson is just a basic bitch who has an extraordinarily basic best friend and an even more basic asshole rival. ~©*Cover done by my favorite Avocado, @Mint_ChocolateChip_*~®

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