Books Bishes
12 stories
Bite Me by MADcreations
Bite Me
MADcreations
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Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble. Lots of trouble. The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this? She bites her way through it, of course. **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**
Just Kidding, But Seriously... by melissassilem
Just Kidding, But Seriously...
melissassilem
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Voted "Most Likely to Join the Circus" consecutively by Killian High's past three 2009-2011 published yearbooks, and as said by practically every person in the entire school, Derek Wells is the school's ultimate class clown. Seriously, if you're ever in need of a good laugh just go to him and he'll have you clapping your hands and shaking with quiet laughter like some dumb seal. The biggest joke of all to him was love. What was that? It was just some mushy, four-letter word that somehow could make a girl either swoon or cry or slap you in the face depending on the circumstances. So when Derek puts on his newly-acquired glasses for the first time in school, he doesn't expect to see Gwen, one of his closest friends, in a completely different light. Suddenly when she smiles, it feels as if something is crawling around in his stomach and he isn't sure if it's the suspicious crab he had for dinner the night before or gas. When Derek confesses his feelings to her, of course she's going to take it as one big joke. It seems that "the funniest kid in the school" can't say those three words without having someone wait expectantly for the punch line. Will Derek prove to Gwen that he can be serious when he needs to be? Or will she just wind up laughing in his face?
My Mute Mate by lovely_imperfections
My Mute Mate
lovely_imperfections
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Dustin and Valerie have lived their lives in fear of their father. He wasn't abusive or mentally ill. He was just angry. Like all the time. He's mean and intimidating. He bullies everyone with his words. Did I mention he's Alpha of the Dark Flame Pack. After a horrific incident, Valerie losing her ability to speak. Dustin manages to get both of them off of pack's territory and into the wild. After tumbling into another pack's territory, they get captured and thrown in their dungeon. Valerie soons meets her mate, Damien, but will he accept her inability to speak? Will he reject her? Will Valerie's and Damien's past come to haunt them? After all, who wouldn't love Damien mute mate? >>>> Give the book a chance! Xoxo!
One Direction Bit Me! by LiLLyCoOLeSt1
One Direction Bit Me!
LiLLyCoOLeSt1
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Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-
The Last Virgin Standing by laughterandjynx
The Last Virgin Standing
laughterandjynx
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(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]
A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE by Cherry_Cola_x
A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE
Cherry_Cola_x
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A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver
Kiss and Tell by StuckInSpace
Kiss and Tell
StuckInSpace
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❝It was love at first sight. Until reality struck like lightning and burnt up everything leaving me with nothing but scars.❞ Moving to a new school is tough, but moving across the country to a new school is even tougher. At sixteen years old, all Jasmine Heller wanted to do was start fresh: new friends, new wardrobe, and maybe, possibly, a new boyfriend. But, things don't always go as planned. Before the first week of school is complete, she's already confessing her undying love to Caleb Finn, the most popular guy in school, became a target to his exes, and banged her head into a classroom door while slurring 'Is that you Justin Bieber?' Not being able to go through with the mortification she suffered because of Caleb Finn, Jasmine moves back to her old town. Two years later, Jasmine is forced back home while carrying a heavy heart and a mission to get back at everyone who watched her suffer Caleb Finn's wrath. Kiss & Tell - Copyright ©
Who Said I'm Innocent? by CaaBooKey
Who Said I'm Innocent?
CaaBooKey
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*****TAKEN DOWN! See first chapter***** Tori is as pure as they can get...She never had her first kiss...first boyfriend..or even her first date. So why is this 21 year beautiful college student still single? Why doesn't she want a boyfriend or a relationship? And what happens when she's finally forced into one? Now throw in Chase Matthews, son of legendary quarter back Don Matthews. Who is he? Just an ordinary player that forces Tori to be her boyfriend no big deal right? Wrong to Tori it's the biggest problem in the world and she will stop at nothing to end this fake relationship. Now let's add Heather Heart...Tori's crazy and complicated cousin her relationship with Henry Storm is nothing but a pain in Tori's ass but Tori secretly hope they end up together and end the family rivalry that's Tori's been stuck in her whole life. Scandals, lies, secrets, family affairs can Tori over look everything and figure out what's happening? Or is she going to finally realize she's nothing but a pawn in her family's game.
My Wattpad Love✔️ by Ariana_Godoy
My Wattpad Love✔️
Ariana_Godoy
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Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?
The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1) by demonicblackcat
The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1)
demonicblackcat
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Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX