You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!

The title says it all

Adrien goes to Marinette when he's upset. They talk for hours in the middle of he night. She gets more and more comfortable around him things get a little romantic between them. Marinette looses her feelings for Adrien when he gains feeings for her. this Story is set when marinette is 16 and chat is 17. Rated R for Sexual Content and Language.

Wanting nothing other than a fresh start from the craziness, Marinette needs a new job. Now. Her entire wellbeing is counting on it. What her expectations are not accounting for is becoming the caretaker of a mentally unstable man. Marinette's boundaries are tested by a guy with multiple personality disorders, who only wants to manically sleep with her. _______ ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER: Those with antisocial personality disorder tend to lie, break laws, act impulsively, and lack regard for their own safety or the safety of others. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Symptoms include emotional instability, feelings of worthlessness, insecurity, impulsivity, and impaired social relationships. _______ Adrienette AU

Marinette is a 16 year old girl who has lived in Paris all her life with her friends, one of her art buddies, Nathaniel, expresses his feelings for her. Marinette is flattered and the two start to go on a date, but what happens when the super hot new student catches Marinettes attention? Ello' this is an AU, so no miraculous' or kwamis or hawkmoth etc.. also there is sexual content so be warned. Update! Yay it's completed! Please enjoy my wil beans!

WARNING: THERE ARE A LOT OF SPELLING MISTAKES IN THIS BOOK. I RECOMMEND READING AFTER IT'S BEEN EDITED!!!! Unknown - I've escaped Prison. Try finding me now! Alya notices that Marinette is still having problems with the unknown, who is now known as Kagami, so she promised to solve it. She's given the job to find out where Kagami is, but what if she fails? Instead Kagami is tricking her, making her lose, and hurting everyone else. Alya is upset, and gets akumatized. Now her power is to find Kagami and defeat her. Nino sees this and is trying to get Alya, his girlfriend back. No matter how long it takes. Chloe, on the other hand, has been framed of a few things. No matter how much she says she don't do them, nobody believes her. She goes over to her mother, and her mother decides help her. But they'd have to find Kagami, which is getting impossible. Adrien and Marinette aren't doing so well either. Kagami has gotten to them, has got them to have fights. And now they're on the verge of breaking up. Who is going to fix this mess? Everything is RUINED!!