TW: Gun violence, swearing, talks of death and murder Why was 6 really afraid of 7? Why did Johnny buy 44 watermelons and who took 22 away? In a gripping mafia tale filled with action, drama, and betrayal, delve deep into the mysteries Math teachers banned from the history books. Temporary cover not owned by me. This is a crack fic made up on a discord general chat. Anything in this story is merely satire and should be taken with as much seriousness as you would talking to a child with a booger in their nose. All characters, actions, and events are entirely fiction. I am not responsible for any offense you may have taken reading this story. You have been warned.

This story follows Taichi and Rin, two 15 years olds who were transported to a fantasy world. A world of guilds, imperialism, and most of all Magic. A classic isekai tale. However, with the introduction of another character in their story, one who rivals these two in magic, let's just say the tale is about to get a little 'cheeki breeki' Op Male Reader. Gopnik. Gopnik Male reader Magic. Mage Soccerer. RushB. Isekai. #1 on CheekiBreeki #1 on Ism #1 on Anatoli #2 on Gopnik #2 on LifeOfBoris

[ 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐱 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ] ❛𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙?❜ Death is the one thing that has ever remained constant in your life. Slow, painful, and bloody death. So when you finally fall into the clutches of two obsessive killers, there's only one thing you can do in order to save the people you love -- go along with their psychotic plans. Meanwhile, the past you left behind in California is just rising from the ashes. Enemies team up with the common goal of winning you back, but it's never just that easy. What's a good horror movie without a slasher girl? {𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟑}

so, if your a simp like me you'll like this! welcome to my first story! i hope you enjoy!

!COVER ART NOT MINE! or any art u find in this book actually- (credit to the original artist) okokok- hear me out- i'm going to regret this BUT i'd rather let the ideas flow. I might make a different books for oneshots and stuff but until then- have this :D

It was known to be flirtatious and charming, but when it came to you, it seemed to be excessive. Working hard your whole life, it came as a surprise to you whenever handling SCP-035 came as a challenge. Not only that, but your superior was quickly getting close to you. Perhaps a little too close. Now you were stuck dealing with the inner turmoils of what you want to do with your life, the suffering your superior is putting you through- And what happens when a talking theatre mask takes more interest in you than it should? And why do you take such an interest in it too? (The cover art belongs to me.) CONTENT WARNING: This fanfiction contains emotional abuse and manipulation in general. It also contains strong language, (non-explicit) sexual abuse, death, and mentions of alcohol and blood. If you are uncomfortable with any of that, please heed caution. Started: 08/18/2020 First Published: 10/2/2020 Finished: 10/17/2021

This story is of a girl who was born in the facility but then soon abandoned by her parents and soon taken in under his care. Scp 049 is a father to the young girl with the love for a guard. This may contain violence and strong language. You've been warned.

Requests are now closed, but you can still read one-shots, which were suggested by other people. I think most of the popular SCPs were used in here, but there are also stories with some less known objects, so many people should be able to find something for themselves.