-cover art by green loser on amino-(I will remove the picture if you want me to but I'd really enjoy if I could use it because it's amazing!!)

Vampire Cookie comes home after yet another few hours late at night at Sparkling Cookie's bar, drunken and flirty as always. But.. he's still a tad thirsty. Thirsty for a sweet drink only his partner- you- can provide. -- Warnings * This work contains (consensual) blood drinking, with some aftercare.

Tord has just came in the asdf rollercoaster with his mens. He has encountered a kid alone with a gun trying to defend himself with the zombies. Tord saved him which the kid decided to call him his mom. Tord was about 22 in here he has bad parenting skills. He gets the hang of the kid which made him a good bond with him. They never know when danger is coming from them asdf kid name: Mier.Sanderson (first ever book) _NOT MY ART_ Their age now Meir age: 11 Deff age: 13 (Oc?) Mimka age: 13 (Oc?) Hivp age: 13 (Oc?) Tord age: 26 Tom age: 25 Edd age: 25 Matt age: 26 Tord: Bottom Tom: Top (2021 me: I love this fanfic!) (2022-2023 me: FUCK NO PLEASE NO. NOO-) Also thank you for 10k reads! I can't believe it.

My first oneshot book, slow updates?

In which I write reader inserts for all of you guys and gals! Feel free to request!

WARNING: CONTAINS RAPE AND DEATH

You've Been living with the boys for 3 years, and fell in love with Tord at first site. Now you and him go out, but a certain someone likes you. Find out everything in this book!

IM BACK BABYYYY CW: This is for a MATURE audience (18+) so nsfw content is to be expected. If you like this and I see your account indicates you are obviously underage, you will have to be blocked. So have some discretion, please, and explore your sexuality safely! DISCLAIMER: EddsWorld and the characters do not belong to me, they belong respectfully to their creator *sniffles* Edd Gould (and if I remember correctly, I think Tom owns it now?) Edit: Matt owns it now [I have another mod for this account that writes the stories on here, so be aware.] Highest ranking: #1 Eddsworldxreader

I am a proud TordMatt shipper XD BRING IT TORD I SHIP IT

I can't write the best but I need requests from ppl.