The freaky life of Tim and Moby.. even behind closed doors😏

I'm sorry.

Yes.

Stuck? With two hot guys? Whatever will you do? Who do you choose?

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol