This is a serious collection of super serious stories for seriously serious gamers. NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!! >:( Go take your cooties to a less cool, less serious story. Trigger warnings: being way too epic 😎, blood probably, swearing, Tommy, bees, homiesexual relationships, saying pog irl like a major loser, poop, pissing my pants, pissing your pants, illiteracy, major character death