"This started out as just sex and that's how it'll stay." "So we're just friends who fuck?" "Exactly." ❌ Alice Smith is freshly divorced and drinking away in a bar on the Southside when she meets FP Jones. A few drinks later and before she knows it she's in his bed, him inside her and she's never felt more alive than she did in that very moment. When they both realize this can't just be a onetime thing they agree to be friends with benefits. No feelings. No falling in love with each other. Just two friends realizing their sexual frustration with one another. But can sex ever really be meaningless? * All chapter names are song titles*

FP Jones is dragged to a stripclub by his coworkers who come there every Friday just to see that one girl peform. Everytime there's just one guy lucky enough to be picked out by her who she is giving her body to. On that one particular night she chooses the innocent brown eyes of the sexy laywer in front of her...

Inspired by the movie starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. His heart recently broken, Plastic Surgeon FP Jones, pretends to be married so he can enjoy future dates with no strings attached. His web of lies works, but when he meets Gladys -- the gal of his dreams -- she resists involvement. Instead of coming clean, FP enlists Alice, his assistant, to pose as his soon-to-be-ex-wife. Instead of solving FP's problems, the lies create more trouble.

Jughead's father is released from prison and suddenly becomes homeless. As the boy was already living with Alice and Betty, why couldn't his Dad live there too? FP offers Alice a solution. A favor for a favor. He takes care of their kids so she can run the town as the mayor and he'd get a roof above his head. He gets one week to prove himself. Will he live up to his promise and will Alice accept him into her home?

One shots for the falice stans

my Falice fanfictions translated from German into English, expect a lot of smut by the way

10 letters that I wrote to you... But I never sent them... So how did you get them?

The Black Hood is terrorizing the town of Riverdale and Sheriff Jones has no clue who it is. One day, Alice Smith walks into his office, determined to get to the bottom of this case. Whether he likes it or not, she's going to help him. What is it about this woman with whom he unexpectedly starts an affair? Why is he so drawn to her? It was just physical, wasn't it? This had nothing to do with love. Or maybe, that is exactly what it is.

After his wife leaves him, leaving behind only divorce papers as she heads for Toledo, FP is left a single dad to their 4 year old daughter, Ellie. He focuses all of his time on being the best dad he can be for his little girl and that's when he meets the beautiful Alice Smith; a journalist with a hard past who his daughter just happens to adore.