the fucking robot blew up. • • WARNING: Contains violence, crude language, sexual scenes, torture, depression, suicide, genocide, addiction, and murder. If you know you do not like or are sensitive to any of these topics, then I suggest you don't read this. Cover art NOT drawn by me-credit to the artist :)

Sheriff Thomas Thompson has never been the one for love and settling down. Married to his job, he is one of the most well known bachelors in Spitbucket. When a new stranger comes into town as a bartender - Thompson pays no mind. That is... until the stranger becomes a thought that takes up most of his mind. Falling desperately in love, Thomas learns the secrets of Todd Audet. Everyone has their secrets - His just happens to be a lot darker. Saloonatics AU - All rights belong to Eddsworld Characters: Sheriff Thomas Thompson Bandit/Bartender Todd Audet "Red" Bandit Paul & Patryk Side characters

Tord finally fulfilled his dream after three years with the red army in which to take over the world. Though in the process of world domination, skilled gunman and fighters are taken in to work for the red army, but the catch is that the highest rank of gunman above all others will be assigned to accompany the red leader at all times. So what happens when an 'old friend' is assigned to work by Tord's side? Read to find out!! (Takes place after "The End") (DISCONTINUED) (I do not own Eddsworld or any of the characters within it. Nor do I own the cover art,I only own the plot and idea of this story.)

Tord was wrong if he thought he was getting away scot-free with destroying Edd's home, Matt's looks, and his relationship with Tom. Little does he know that his nights with Tom are finally stacked against him, and there's no weaseling out of consequence this time. Hated, alone, pregnant, and with an army to run, what will Red Leader do now? (Contains curse words, mute characters, original characters, nsfw scenes, and minimal gore)

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

tord has been diagnosed with depression and goes to stupid therapy every single day. he barely sees colors anymore, everything seems like it's in black and white. the only get away from his illness is music, creating his own personal oasis for him to get away. tom of course makes nothing better, using ever chance he gets to antagonize tord. with arguing in the way, the two don't realize how much they're alike. a demon and a monster, with much of the same personalities and heart. (cover by p-nim on twitter)

Tom a semi quiet person who keeps to himself and doesn't like to go out much. Tord an adventurousness outsider who is very social and fun to be around. ✨HighSchool au✨ - Art By: TordKink

Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing