Barack Obama was a guest judge on the X Factor. Harry Styles was a dashing young contestant. Harry Styles may not have won the contest, but he won Barack's heart. *highest ranking: #1 in Barack Obama and #1 in Hobama, more importantly: #1 in your heart*

hot smutty lemon

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

beautiful donald x shrek fic. read if u like crust ogres and crusty toupees

donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.