Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"I'm not gay. He's not gay. We're pretty sure." Chris and Sam agree even though they were kissing just now. And who happens to stumble upon those two exchanging saliva? Nathan Murillo, a notorious troublemaker with a propensity for guys. ***These are not famous people or well-known characters, but they might be someday :D *** Fanfiction inspired by a fellow Wattpader's Story: DOWN written by @DreamVortex (ONGOING) NO NEED to be acquainted with the original material to understand the characters or story here, but DOWN is well worth a read anyway so check it out! (if you read DOWN before reading this - it's even better :D) ***Warnings*** Graphical Descriptions of Sexual Actions Between Men *** Gay Sex ENJOY! This is all in good fun. ;)