Me: You sneaky bitch, you thought I wouldn't notice my precious blueberry muffins going missing one by one, well let me tell you this Park Minji, i'm coming for your throat hide ur coochie hair Unknown: Sorry?... Me: ThAtS AlL YoU HaVe tO sAy?!? SORRY?!? Sorry my ass. We will see who's sorry when someone's coochie hair is taped on a barbie doll. Unknown: No... sorry, wrong number.. Read more to find out what happens next... _EEA2_ Highest ranks: #1 in suga (i cAnT bEliEve-) #1 in wrongnumber #1 in tae (yaLL-) #1 in jhope (JHOPPPEEEEEEE) #7 in rm ( eye-) #16 in jimin #1 in Jungkook ( OH MY FUC- I LITERALLY DIED-) #1 in bts #5 in jin ( WWH LETS GOOO) #1 in bangtan (💜) #75 in funny #53 in comedy #19 in jjk THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE THIS ❤️💜⭐️✨💜⭐️💜❤️✨⭐️💜⭐️💜

Chef AU How could he possibly become head chef when you deserved it more? Another year of staying sous chef and now your sister dumps your nephew on you for three months. Just great! (A/n: Always been bad at summaries but I figure giving this story a try wouldn't hurt.) *WARNING* Poor mental health. Heavy Angst. Started: 8/27/19 - Finished: 1/1/2020 Word Count: 240k+

"Where the hell am I?!" He yelled out as he frantically ran around the unfamiliar forest. "Calm down, princes." A subtle, almost calming, voice said from beyond the trees. He stopped dead in his tracks upon the unfamiliar voice. He turned around slowly to meet the eyes of a girl. Her eyes looked dull in the low light, sunken in, he noticed several cuts and gashes that lied on her skin like tattoos. Bandages ran up her arm and dried mud splattered on her legs. "Who are you?" He asked cautiously, afraid of the beaten-up stranger in front of him. "I'm Y/N. Welcome to the Game."

"I'm a criminal." He said. "So?" She replied. So she bumped into a gangster, but does her problems end there only? A suga×reader FF!!❤ Also, I don't promote any crime or disregard of law and order or addiction stuff through this fanfic. Be gud. Make BTS proud of us N this is my first BTS fanfic so cut me some slack ;P Enjoy! (I'll keep correcting the typos as I come across them but won't unpublish, so chill) Highest rankings so far: #1 in minyoongi(20.03.21)🥺 omg u guys it's been like 3 years since i wrote this and it's still #1 thank you so much my 3$ chains😭💖 #2 in btssuga (29.1.19) #1 in Gangwar (30.03.19) #1 in myg (24.02.19) #9 in sarcastic (26.07.19) #2 in Kookie (18.03.19) #1 in alternateuniverse (10.04.19) #1 in bangtan (07.05.19) #4 in btsarmy (20.05.19) (This is all because of you my dear 3$chains! Thank you so much n love you loads!❤❤)

You and Jungkook were childhood best friends. Theres just one thing...You hadn't realized he was in love with you.

*TRAILER IN FIRST CHAPTER* One day whilst writing the next chapter for your latest fanfiction you get a message from kik saying that they read your fanfictions. What if the guy you've been texting for a year is one of your ultimate biases? Highest rank in fanfiction: #30 17/12/16 in Fanfiction.

[ FEATURED ON WATTPAD ] So I brought that yellow with red tip rose which I plucked from my garden, only for you. Do you know why I chose that color? It signifies falling in love. I wanted you to fall in love with me. ❝ Time and again, I find myself back at square one, reminiscing the beautiful you.❞ ━ A Kim Taehyung Short Story [ Completed ✓ ] All rights reserved © (-NIVEOUS)

"Protecting you is already beyond my responsibility... but my will." Translations and Republishing are strictly not allowed. Highest Rank: #1 in Action-Romance Category- 180511 #1 in SecretAgent Category- 180511 #49 in fanfiction - 171214 #1 in Butler Category- 180814 Cover by @flirteons Date Started: November 23, 2016 Date Finished: June 17, 2017

"Others see your love for each other. But do they see the colorful love you have for her? Your special love towards her. That no one else will feel. Except you." CREDITS TO THE TALENTED ARTISTS WHO DREW THE DRAWINGS IN THIS BOOK!!!! Start: 4/8/16 End: 1/10/17

Dysania (n.) Finding it extremely hard to get out of bed in the morning