It's Christmas Eve and papa Smurf's been invited to your home tonight. I'm so sorry

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Bob wasn't your average fat man, he had a bad condition that occurred in his butthole, or anus if you will. It has prevented Bob from living and fulfilling his dream of being a rice farmer in the deep forests of Narnia, with his bb, Niall Horan. Will Bob ever be fixed or will his butthole shrivel up and die?

phineas and ferb smut (this is completely satire i made this back in 2020 because i saw a tik tok that said "make this comment section look like a phineas and ferb fan fic" and i thought it was so funny so i made this plz dont take this seriously i don't actually ship them)