"Ah, shit. I'm pretty sure I'm like 19% Swedish. Do you think we're related?" ••• Kit Woods never wanted it to come to this. She began her tirade of murders when she was only 16, dealing out punishments to unrepented rapists and predators for years before she was caught and sent to the future for punishment. It was in the apocalypse that The Commission found her, and it was in the Commission she met Five Hargreeves. A man who would change her life. For better, or for worse. ••• "So, you're the Kitten. Doesn't sound too fierce." "Well, I didn't get a nickname for nothing." ••• THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY PRE-SEASON ONE AND SEASON TWO BY UBIQUITOUS-SOUL

𝙰𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍, 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊 𝙰𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚒𝚝. 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙥," 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢. "𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙," 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣. 𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚡 𝙾𝙲 - 𝚂𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙾𝚗𝚎

"I'm not letting you get hurt again." "Even at the cost of the world?" "Even at the cost of the world." | book one | season one | | total word count: 67k |

Fourteen years ago your parents died. Fourteen years ago you started your journey to avoid death from the same people who killed your parents. You always stayed clear of others. It wasn't often that people ignored your death threats until the day came where the world was at stake. - - - - - - - - - - - Hope you enjoy my little take on season 3. Although it's far off what'll happen I couldn't wait for the next season to write this.

Book 2, read Time in a bottle before this one! After saving the Hargreeves from an unwanted alternative timeline (y/n)'s past finally becomes back to haunt her. With the help of the Hargreeves, she might finally be able to put the past behind her. Or is she just simply 'out of time'

Five comes back from the future and meets someone who could potentially have a positive impact on his life Everyone is 18+ in the story

I look up at the light creation we've made, and I knew that wherever it lead, we would be much better off on the other side of it. "(Y/N)!" Five shouts, and my eyes struggle to open as I look over at him. "I love you!" I smile at him, and we both laugh. "I know, dumbass!" Highest Rank - #3 in fivexreader - female reader insert - soulmate au

"I am still right here." Maggie considers herself lucky for having powers not as intense as some of the others in the academy. After all, she's only a girl whose powers are killing her. fem!oc x ben umbrella academy started: 4/28/20 finished: song lyric: Hurt by Johnny Cash

"AN ANGELIC FACE, AND DEVILISH THOUGHTS" "YUP THAT'S HER" [ben hargreeves] [umbrella academy]

The monster inside of you is torturing me ... Joint written with my good ole buddy pal @kinarazaki