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My Step Brother Is A Player!©

Tristan Meyers is my step brother... His dad is married to my mom and I despised him, a lot. He hits on my friends and flirts heavily with me even though he knows were legally siblings by marriage. Total asshole. He also knows I hate his guts and that's an advantage for him to annoy and tease me and he's enjoying it...

His princess

"Ok princess...Give me one good reason why I shouldn't push you up against this wall and fuck some sense into you?" ⚠️ mature content 18+⚠️ Age gap~romance~mature scenes~and cuteness lol Enjoy~💗

My dad's bestfriend

"W-we can't..." I stuttered while hyperventilating, i can't do this... as bad as I want to... my dad would be furious if he found out.. He steps closer to me with a smirk on his handsome face, I bite my lip felling my knees get weak the closer he got, and close my eyes when I feel his arms wrap around my waist pulling...

Bully! Hetalia X Bullied! Reader

⚠️𝕎𝔸ℝℕ𝕀ℕ𝔾⚠️ 𝔹𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 Hetalia belongs to: Hidekaz Himaruya *STORY UNDER EDITING WHILE STILL IN PROGRESS* Hard life, no parents, brother in jail, bullied badly at school, what else could go wrong? You're a teenager and here is your life. After going through a tough battle, you find something...

My Bad Boy Protector ✔

"He looked at me as if I was the only star in the dark night sky. And kissed me as if I was the air that filled his lungs. I loved him like I didn't to myself. He was my everything." [Description] In which an innocent and bullied girl is being abused by her stepmother and the returning bad boy can't help but notice he...

Pirate Spain X Reader (never gonna leave you)

you have been living with Spain since your country was in trouble, he has been protecting you from England because he was the one who has been messing with your country. Over the time of taking care of Little Romano and helping Spain, you began to fall in love with the pirate. Will this love stay forever?