You were never the type to seek out older men, in fact men in general. Your passions were strictly focused upon cooking and winning. And that's why being on Hell's Kitchen would be a great step in your culinary career. However, the ticking of the clock wasn't the only thing that made your heart race, and the goal to please Gordon wasn't just palpable when the cameras were turned on. As odd as it may look, Gordon and you were a very unlikely fitting pair. He was like the french fries to your chocolate shake. But lets not get ahead of ourselves you gotta read this shit.

You are Dr Phil's biggest fan. You watch him on TV everyday and your bedroom is even dedicated to him. Then one day, you finally get your hands on some tickets to be in the audience of his show, but little did you know that the man that you are so attracted to...would fall in love with you.

It all started out as a normal day. Spongebob was working for Mr Krabs, but then he caught his hot boss doing something...naughty.

This is sexy thanos time. Read if you want a good time with thanos😏 18+

You loved that blue train

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

A smexy story about obama and his undying love. It is beautiful, scary, depressing, and romantic all at once. He is always the president in our hearts.(Possibly mature content oh yes daddy)

[Rank: #5 in Humor] 11/22/16 A book started in November, 2016. An ending given before November, 2018. But first, let me give you the summary before everything goes down... Turn back the clock. It's 2012, and Barack is chilling in the bathroom bathtub of his luxurious presidential suite. But before he can truly relax, none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton walks into his life and sets his heart aflame. You see, Hillary has a problem, and it quite involves Barack. Why else would she have stormed into his bathroom? But, to tell you the rest would surely spoil the fun... Hang on tight. You, lovely reader, are going on a whimsical ride with your favorite president through a satirical work of fiction. Expect the unexpected, and remember... You're going to be surprised.

Y/N, Mike, and Sulley have all been accepted into Monsters University. Even though Mike and Sulley don't become friends immediately, Y/N and Sulley are hitting it off here and there. And the fun part of it all, Y/N and Mike have been best friends since they were kids (like a brother/sister relationship), so Y/N is always in the middle of their arguments. Then when all of them are kicked out of the Scaring Program, they are on the same team "Oozma Kappa" to try to get back in. Will it work?

His crimson eyes narrowed into dangerous slits when he saw me. Squidward. I was terrified of him, especially after those heart breaking, painful memories. I hate him, so much. *guys I was a different person when I wrote this 💀💀 but still, if you don't mind the cringe then by all means read! <3 *Don't own the cover or any other art*