The green slimy monster, Shrek Swampson is a 30-year-old virgin and has no family or friends. He lives in the nasty woods of Verschlimmbesserung in his Grasscastle. Shrek's whole life has been a lie until the mysterious, charming and seductive Lightning McQueen shows up. This is the first sign of life he has seen in nearly 30 years since he got lost in these woods. He looks at McQueen. It feels like he finally had a chance to flee. It feels like there is hope for him. It feels like he is...hard? TOP RANKINGS: (or whatever it's called) #142 in Shrek #196 in mcqueen