Swampsoppa - Shrek x McQueen (+46, read with parent if under 46!)

The green slimy monster, Shrek Swampson is a 30-year-old virgin and has no family or friends. He lives in the nasty woods of Verschlimmbesserung in his Grasscastle. Shrek's whole life has been a lie until the mysterious, charming and seductive Lightning McQueen shows up. This is the first sign of life he has seen in n...