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Shit Bangtan says  by shooknae
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EVERYTHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE.
got7 ; 2jae | rewind ↺ by Broken-Strings
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❝don't tell the others that i'm becoming so soft around you.❞ ✘ rewind back to summer 2013, when choi youngjae auditioned to jyp entertainment; only to find himself a member of a group that would debut in half a year under the name 'GOT7'. - lowercase intended - fetus predebut got7 in action - completed ✦ highest in fanfiction #400 ✦ highest in got7 #266
10 Dumb ways to forget your ex || DaYeon by elevstrange
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Dahyun and Nayeon will work together to forget their exes?? the question is: will it work or not?
STAIRCASE | 2JAE✔️ by cloudyjaes
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[completed.] in which youngjae falls down the stairs **warning:: contains mature and offensive language. I do not condone use of any hurtful or rude words, they are in the book simply to show character personality.
real husbands of seoul | bts by beifongg
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❝ wreaking havoc and living lavish. ❞
Avengers | BTS Crackfic (𝗆𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗂) by koocuddles
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"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hear you all the way from daegu" taehyung snickered, "that's what she said last- " "fucking complete that sentence, doctor weird and i swear to God i will fucking dislocate your kneecaps" yoongi said, stepping in front of taehyung. "atleast i have kneecaps, shorty", taehyung bravely replied with a smirk. "THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE SHIT-" yoongi angrily yelled as he grabbed taehyung by his cape's collar. 》_____________________《 -bts as avengers! au The universally-loved superheroes decide to film a documentary to give their fans a peek inside what goes on in their lives. One where they aren't being the brave superheroes that the world knows, but are showcasing their real, crackhead selves. - featuring special guest appearance from bang shi hyuk oppa, lucas, baekhyun, sehun, jackson, hyunjin, soobin, & heuningkai (basically the entire kpoop industry) 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: #1 𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙣𝙘𝙩𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 #2 𝙚𝙭𝙤𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠
The King Likes Men by Crys_Tells
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Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.
the grocery - bts crackfic by -FLAWEDMINS
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"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved
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Jin's Dad Jokes by ultseoks
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❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016