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unknown number ʳᵃⁿᵇᵒᵒ by mellohiify
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IN WHICH a boy texts the wrong number OR she receives a text from a pretty boy with no name [ranboo x oc] #1 in ranboo (4/20/21)
doomsday | dream smp by LUV4PPARKER
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"ᴀɴᴅ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ʀᴜɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ, ᴏʜ ɢɪʀʟ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʟɪᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ." ‎↳ how far are you willing to go for the people you love? ┊͙DREAMSMP X OC┊͙ 「 sequel to love and war」
Coder Girl /Dreamwastaken/ by ayzielo
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[ Dream (Clay) x Female OC (Eliza) ] What happens when a coder girl gets asked to work on Dream's new minecraft video ❗Warnings❗ •This fic contains mature jokes. •The chapters that contain smut are extra chapters (they're not important to the plot) and will have disclaimers at the beginning so you can freely skip them without missing out on anything. ~~~ Enjoy!🧜🏼♂️
Value and Change || TOMMYINNIT  by mellowmeryll
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cover picture made by @blueplanetz !!!! <333 • "i'm glad it's just you and me now." . .. . after a long journey through the dangerous seas, you found a land that shined of determination and confidence: lmanburg. you had no way back home, but the residents there were kind enough to let you stay. however, the current events in lmanburg began to grow into pure destruction, and you walked right into the middle of the fire. luckily for you, someone was always willing to shield you from the chaos. . .. . this is a tommyinnit x reader, folks ! this will also be a female reader. !!! IMPORTANT !!! PLEASE READ THE INTRODUCTION BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE !! these are important things to note and setting what i'm NOT going to do in this book. don't ask for any changes unless it is something that TOMMY HIMSELF has stated he is uncomfortable with. if any new info is released, i will make changes accordingly. but on a different note, thank you for finding this small book of mine. expect a full series of dream smp related books, i have a lot of ideas ! thank you for reading <33 thumbnail art by SAD-ist ! reached #5 on tommyinnitxreader !! reached #22 on xreader !! reached #2 on tommy !! reached #13 on minecraft !!
𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 | Technoblade x Reader by iwasnevertaken
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Meant to be yours || Technoblade x Reader series. Y/N was a twenty year old girl who is a part of the Dream Team, she was a wise builder and a trap setter. She is not a big fighter but she is still a big help in the team. She was never allowed to go anywhere other then her own home, Sapnap's home and the community house. She wasn't welcome to any other places because she was hated to the fact that she loves to destroy buildings and homes. Every citizen of L'manberg really thinks she is a bad person but she isn't. She just really loves to destroy buildings then making a replica but a better one and setting traps everywhere. The President of L'manberg put it as a law that she isn't allowed inside the walls, but if she did then she will be gonna go in a trial. Then, she saw how the elections went through which made her feel like wanting to help the two old citizen and so she did it. But when the two old citizen recruited another person...oh boy she didn't know what will happen to her when time will pass by.
unravel | dream x reader | by -vcrse
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- when y/n, a proud and loyal warrior for l'manburg, realises her role in this war is a lot bigger than she thought, where will she lay her priorities? a dream x (fem)reader fic 💚 (very much a slow-burn) dream smp au if dream or anyone from the smp group find this story and are uncomfortable with it, please let me know! the last thing i'd want to do is to weird you guys out <3 tw: language, gore, arson, graphic desc, violence started: 15/10/20 art cover credit: b_puppers on twt <3
The Witch Technoblade x Reader by thornisnthere_o7
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What happens if the dream smp wasn't a Minecraft server but a real world real people real life's what happens when the dream smp has a witch that people just so happened to tend to take a special liking towards, until they realize who her old partner in crime is Or so we think {everything will not be the same as this is a ff and will be kinda hard to remember every detail in the rp and to help the readers story line also this is a Rp techno x reader and I will be fixing and changing a few things as I'm not on here a lot anymore and rereading this is making me hate myself} Tw Abuse Trauma Sewer slide Cussing Smut Self harm
Aphrodite -  Technoblade by googleknowsmyname
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~AGAPE BOOK 1~ Princess Callista was odd, she knew that. Nothing about her seemed to make sense. She was 17, and no prince had come to sweep her off her feet. One night, her father hosts a ball, at which she meets someone special; someone who is just as odd as she is. Her life changes after she meets him. Will she change for the better, or the worse? Remember to vote and comment! cover by @/vaesi_vlasta on Twitter
𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐬 ..  ᵗʰᵉ_ᵉʳᵉᵗ by yellow_cardinal
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♪ ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ♪ ʳᵒᵐᵉᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵃ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ʰⁱˢ ᵐᵘˢⁱᶜ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠⁱⁿᵈˢ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ ᶠᵃˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᵉᵗ . ᵗʰᵉ_ᵉʳᵉᵗ, ᵃ ᵖᵒᵖᵘˡᵃʳ ᵗʷⁱᵗᶜʰ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐᵉʳ, ᶠⁱⁿᵈˢ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ ᵉⁿᵃᵐᵒᵘʳᵉᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʷⁱˡᵇᵘʳ'ˢ ⁿᵉʷ ˢⁱⁿᵍᵉʳ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ . ♪ ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ♪
𝗜𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗹 // sapnap x (FEM)reader (COMPLETE) by quack1tyhqs1mp
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"Nick, that's illegal..." "chase and charli was illegal but I don't see anyone complaining." In this story ur american only for the sole purpose that tommy hates them lmao