fighting over jars of cookies. Gollum and a woman are running around in a forest. fighting to get their hands on cookies. all throughout the forest are jars of cookies that the elves have hid. let the cookie battle begin. based on a conversation I had with Wyattlc

Bless us and splash us, Precious! Is it a reader? Is it friendly? Is it polite? Does it likeses to read our book? Alright! Here we go! Follow us, Hobbitses! [[I do not own Smeagol/Gollum. I hope you enjoy!]]

So yeah, my friend Isabel is the author of these and she told me she wanted to post them to wattpad so I said, hey why not. And so here we are. Have fun with this, guys.

Sam go stabby stabby. Kate's in loooooove. Lei drinks apple juice. Glom is a cheerleader. There is an evil camel named Harry.