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  • the cookie fight (oneshot)
    48 1 1

    fighting over jars of cookies. Gollum and a woman are running around in a forest. fighting to get their hands on cookies. all throughout the forest are jars of cookies that the elves have hid. let the cookie battle begin. based on a conversation I had with Wyattlc

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  • Smeagol's Guide to Grammar
    2.3K 235 10

    Bless us and splash us, Precious! Is it a reader? Is it friendly? Is it polite? Does it likeses to read our book? Alright! Here we go! Follow us, Hobbitses! [[I do not own Smeagol/Gollum. I hope you enjoy!]]

  • Dobby x Gollum
    1K 6 23

    So yeah, my friend Isabel is the author of these and she told me she wanted to post them to wattpad so I said, hey why not. And so here we are. Have fun with this, guys.

  • Bill Bo Baggage: The Soap Opera
    357 45 13

    Sam go stabby stabby. Kate's in loooooove. Lei drinks apple juice. Glom is a cheerleader. There is an evil camel named Harry.