A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

Fanfics like these are the one of the many reasons why we shouldn't distribute crack to people like me anymore. anyways, enjoy lol . . . . . Disclaimer: Not intended to be taken seriously and shouldn't have anyone be offended at this Everything on here is F I C T I O N (except some characters ofc) Don't like this book? Find another book that's pleasing, simple. Like this book? Divulge in a whole new level of crack.

barney and sexy time 🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥 UWU

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!