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The Love Interests by earninghes
The Love Interests
earninghes
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  • Parts 15
"You're beginning to sound like the person you vowed never to become." This is the story where one wrong decision leads to a dozen of others. Even if Scarlett tries to compensate for everything she's done, it all spirals downward.
Umbrellas by mortars
Umbrellas
mortars
  • Reads 25,140
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  • Parts 3
Because umbrellas are reliable, and reliable (unlike the capricious, loud, and volatile Aspen McKinley) is just what Hudson Parks likes.
So On by FeatherMemories
So On
FeatherMemories
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  • Parts 42
"You'll like me. That's just how it always ends." He said, the smug look on his face was beaming with confidence. "And if you'll like me first?" I challenged, feeling confident myself. "Unlikely," he chuckled. "But do try." "Oh I don't need to." I bit back a smile. We sounded like kids, but I loved the humor of it, so I pushed further. "Prepare yourself Brandon Pierce. You messed with me, now accept the consequences." He looked excited. And that look dangerously excited me as well. "Mira Jadsen, you just declared an all-out war. It is so on." ©FeatherMemories
The Heartbreak Chronicles by authoralinovak
The Heartbreak Chronicles
authoralinovak
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  • Parts 2
NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.
My Life with the Walter Boys [Published Version Sample] by authoralinovak
My Life with the Walter Boys [Published Version Sample]
authoralinovak
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  • Parts 6
Jackie does not like surprises. Chaos is the enemy! The best way to get her successful, busy parents to notice her is to be perfect. The perfect look, the perfect grades--the perfect daughter. And then... Surprise #1: Jackie's family dies in a freak car accident. Surprise #2: Jackie has to move cross-country to live with the Walters-her new guardians. Surprise #3: The Walters have twelve sons. (Well, eleven, but Parker acts like a boy anyway) Now Jackie must trade in her Type A personality and New York City apartment for a Colorado ranch and all the wild Walter boys who come with it. Jackie is surrounded by the enemy--loud, dirty, annoying boys who have no concept of personal space. Okay, several of the oldest guys are flat-out gorgeous. But still annoying. She's not stuck-up or boring--no matter what they say. But proving it is another matter. How can she fit in and move on when she needs to keep her parents' memory alive by living up to the promise of perfect?
BOYFRIEND EXCHANGE by ElleNicolle
BOYFRIEND EXCHANGE
ElleNicolle
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  • Parts 30
My sister hates her boyfriend because he doesn't care as much. I hate mine because he cares way too much. We like them and we value our commitments. But something's not right so we make an arrangement, To switch places like we have always been. But they won't notice because... we're twins.
My Kind of Perfect by crossroad
My Kind of Perfect
crossroad
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  • Parts 29
Meet Kayla Wilson, 'miss perfect' adorned with a five-leaf clover. She gets kicked out of her third job, fails her latest relationship, lost all her savings, and gets hit by a car, all in one day. And the next thing she knows, she fakes a marriage with John E. Brooks--a nerd turned hottie, who overly adored her when they were young. And to make it worse, Dorothy, John's meddlesome grandmother, devises a scheme for the two to be together, i.e., the last thing that they both wanted to happen. It's one mishap after another as little miss perfect finds out what it means to have it all flawlessly.
The Ultimate Fact Book 2015 by CrazyStupidLove1312
The Ultimate Fact Book 2015
CrazyStupidLove1312
  • Reads 33,279
  • Votes 3,131
  • Parts 23
Here is a collection of facts - all the genres, you name it! We have all the facts in here ranging from Celebrities to Teens, Food to Sex, Harry Potter to Twilight, Atoms to Universe, Metallica to One Direction, Barbie to Batman, Science to Ghost & bla to bla... So get ready to flood your minds with our Ultimate Fact Book which will leave you flabbergastingly stupified. ^.^ Disclaimer : We donnot own these facts and all the rights belong to the sources from which the information in this book is taken.
Fission by CrayonChomper
Fission
CrayonChomper
  • Reads 11,200
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  • Parts 6
The diary of a girl who wants to blow up the world.
Just Add Walter by CrayonChomper
Just Add Walter
CrayonChomper
  • Reads 450,508
  • Votes 14,046
  • Parts 4
Every story needs a catalyst. For Wren Jamison, it was Walter Quinn. * * * * * Catalyst. Science will tell you it's a substance that speeds up change. So I looked forward to the day I would stop being a sleeping in, semi-seriously homeschooled, number one Dave Franco fan girl. But I never thought that day would come so soon, so quickly – and I never figured that Italian sports cars, designer clothes and an army of girls ready to claw my eyes out would come with it. And what exactly did I need to do to turn from a completely nutty nobody to the kind of person everyone kept their eye on? Simple. Just Add Walter. Copyright © 2014 CrayonChomper