Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

“I live in a world full of lies and treachery. I am blinded and confused, naive and betrayed. Yet it is my fault, for I own something that caused me all these. Save me from all the sins I did not commit, from all the punishments I have yet to endure. Bring me closer to redemption.”- Katie Hamilton

Henry Mills has been taken to Neverland because Peter Pan wants him. But that's not the only thing Pan wants. Henry has a sister, a little older than him, who is 16. It's his adoptive sister who was also adopted by Regina. Her name is Jessica Mills. Pan wants them both because together they are powerful, more powerful than their own mother. Once they get there, they spend more time with Pan. Jessica hates this Pan more than anything, she rather die than be near him. She thinks he's a monster. But she acts cool around him for her brother. Her brother is falling for his trap. If she doesn't save him soon, then he will become a Lost Boy and she may become the first Lost Girl. If that is even possible. One thing she realizes that Pan wants her more than that she is powerful. She's gonna find out why he wants her, but she won't like the answer. She won't like what she finds out.