"you're a badass, but without the bad, choi." "you could've just called me an ass, kang. oh sorry, i mispronounced clown." "excuse me you're the one who put milk before the cereal." "i-" completed

bUCKLE up folks - fasten ur seatbelts and get ready for the r i d e of ur life🤡 welcome to the best and only taegyu fanfiction to exist on the internet (dont look that up) ill be honest with u guys, this story has it all: - u will laUGh* - u will c R y - u will want to pour chemical compounds into ur eyeballs ((chemical compounds sold separately)) *((laughs not guaranteed)) sO what are u waiting for kids? vote for my story, even if u hate it (i think i accidentally forgot to make it good) ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ a story where beomgyu gets his heart broken, so decides to buy himself a boyfriend instead~ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ tags! (makes me feel special lol): #1 ~ taehyun [6th Jan. 2020] #1 ~ rent [23rd Jan. 2020] (why am i proud of that tho?) #1 ~ hueningkai [27th Apr. 2020]

❝⁣ we're gonna fucking die here! ❞ ❝⁣ you know what? considering how fucking loud you are, we most definitely will! ❞ ㅡ romance stories always starts out with something different but never would anyone thought, something would bloom in the time period of two strangers who gets stuck inside of a haunted house together. one is super loud and the other doesn't seem scared at all. lowercase intended !