"dolor" a state of great sorrow and distress American psycho, meet American beauty.

When Missy's boyfriend leaves her six-months pregnant and alone, luckily for her Wade Wilson is just next-door and MORE than willing to join in on her 3am pregnancy cravings and her slow waddles up the stairs. Life is always so much better when you have a mercenary looking out for you.

You're a former Harbinger to the Fatui cast aside as a traitor. Your life is now forfeit. Hunted by your former friends and allies, time is slowly running out. Doing anything to stay alive, you find yourself washed up on the land of Liyue, the city of contracts where you hope to hide away, living a peaceful life. That all changes once the truth is revealed, saving a strange girl who can talk to spirits. With the world seemly against you, it's only a matter of time until your luck runs dry.

After reincarnating as the side character who gets chopped up into bits she cant help but cry. After all who cares about the side character with bloody tears. Just like blood though tears run out.

❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞ ━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am. [ al-haitham x fem!reader ] [ college au ] [ chatfic/textfic ]

It's the start of your junior year in Gotham Academy and you have grown close to a certain Wayne... I have given in and given Damian green eyes due to the controversy the blue-eyed Damian had caused. Although in the new 52 (the series of comics I was reading at the time that I had originally published the story), Damian was drawn with BLUE eyes. Contains strong language and violence!

(y/n) (l/n) a girl who was born in the modern world who somewhat ends up in the taisho era of demon slayer. Her sassiness and eccentric attitude captures the heart of many.

Based on the movie Beetlejuice. The Maitland's are a normal family until they died from a car accident. They find themselves stuck haunting their country residence, unable to leave the house. When the unbearable Deetzes and teen son Levi buys the home, the Maitlands attempt to scare them away without success. Their efforts attract Beetlejuice, a rambunctious spirit whose "help" quickly becomes dangerous for the Maitlands and innocent Lydian. Would they be able to get their home back or would they do things they might regret? Also what would happen if the Maitland's daughter catches the interests of the Deetzes's only son? I don't own the Beetlejuice characters, they are owned by Tim Burton and I don't own Y/n since it is you.

"Don't let him near her, Police Girl." Sir Integra spoke as she took a drag on her thin cigar. "In fact, I would keep her a secret as long as you can." "Why? That's my little sister. I would think he would keep her safe." Seras Victoria gave the stern woman a confused look. "Safe from ghouls, sure. But just from the glance I caught of her, that's just his type. Innocent, fresh and let me guess; a stubborn attitude just like yours." "Hey!" She protested. "And she's... not that innocent..." "Don't let him near her." Sir Integra insisted. "You'll never get her back." Alucard knows that something is being hidden from him, he's just not sure what. But the vampire king wants what he wants, and if it means he has to work around a few people or rules to get it... well it certainly wouldn't be the first time.

Jennifer Holden is a typical girl who loves Chinese dramas. With a hard life and no parents, BL books and dramas are her only sense of comfort. However things take a turn for the unexpected when she gets sucked into the drama she watched before bed called The Untamed. Now trapped in a world where people can fly around on swords and become immortals, she does her best to navigate her way around friendship, war and most of all, love. But can she save the people she wants to save, and change the outcome of things for the better? Well, you'll just have to find out.