Risotto needs sleep. Okay so I'm writing a crackfic because I've been having a lot of writers' block lately for my one shot book (go leave a request if you have one) and I've heard stuff like this helps. This is going to be in an AU where none of them died and they team up or something idk. I don't own JoJo's Bizarre...
In a fast attempt to save her own ass, (Y/n) becomes the personal chef for the boss and his handy men, sometimes able to accompany them on missions in return. Though, it begins to seem like la unita starts to grow a soft spot for this pretty little chef, though the latter is oblivious to their advances. juggling cooki...
Unsure of how to handle herself after being replaced at the nightclub she once conquered, the infamous singer, (y/n) (l/n), otherwise known as 'The Radio Star', finds herself mindlessly going around and using the worst coping mechanism possible to deal with her waves of depression... Which is, understandably, murder. ...
Paradise is only paradise to those who've never tasted the bite of its sword. Can you survive on an island before it swallows you whole, or will you fall victim to ones of its inhabitants charms?
Risotto is literally about to die from the braindamage
Some assholes trashed a casino and now they have to pay for it, however they can. JJBA is not mine, but any original characters, the plot, and all non-canon events are. For #1 in kira (9/23/20) 100k ~~ JAN - 11 - 2023
Nobody's ever heard of a blind nurse, and quite frankly, no one would want to be a patient to one. The idea itself is ludicrous! So... Why did La Squadra employ one?
...and other shenanigans. Youve been hired as a dogsitter by some doctor named Cioccolata. He didnt tell you anything about the dog, or about the house, or the freaks living in it. This is your story *law and order sound*
Nothing like getting chased by living statues in the middle of the night to get your blood pumping! We've got one's trying to kill you, we've got some that want to be your friend, and then we have... Gappy! He doesn't know what he's doing, but he's trying his best. Will the museums new nightguard, (Y/n) (L/n), be able...
In which a highly feared mafia boss and a few of her subordinates become highschool teachers. meet (y/n), a self defense teacher at a local highschool. having recently been attacked and outnumbered by a rival gang that invaded their area, (y/n) and her right hand man, kakyoin, flee the scene and try to blend in with...
The moon goes missing, and Prosciutto can't help but wonder if the girl with cratered skin and starry hair has something to do with it.
Diavolo Is suffering from Gold Experience Requiem's infinite loop of death- untill- he's in a place, in a time, he meets this woman-- what happens next?
The war consuming the world was started over a game of chess. Now, half a year after the fact, it still continues to wreak havoc, and leaves almost every person in its wake with nothing... Except for a lone soldier, whom travels with nine kids and two enemy troopers. Whatever will come out of this will probably not be...