Victoria is a 16 year old angel who finds 4 demons wanting her. What will Victoria do now?

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Shishi is a second year student in Ouran Academy and has been friends with Haruhi since birth! However, when Haruhi comes and breaks an expensive vase both have to pay the price and become members of the idiotic Host club! But maybe it's not that bad when the little angel gets a dose of honey.

Like any other teenager, I wanted a damn break from school. Well, a murder on campus gave me that break. Sadly (for me, mostly) the murder had to do with my new... "friend": a homicidal, obsessive, cunning, and possessive stalker with an irritating sense of humor. How did I stumble onto the stalker of all stalkers? no. damn. clue. What I do know is that they text me obsessively, kill people around me, and threaten my friends and family if I throw away my phone or tell the cops. Well, they cover the categories of insane, murderous, and annoying, so I'm already screwed. But that doesn't mean I'm going down without a fight.

Nykolous Grey is a special vampire who has caught the eye of both Edward Cullen and the Volturi. He's different from other vampires, insanely different. He's an entirely new vampire species and that has caught the Volturi's interests, as well as becoming their main concern. And Edward Cullen just seems to like his face.

Sarcastic Theo is just trying to get through his senior year of high school with his sister Thalia and his best friend Oliver. But Theo’s life gets flipped upside-down when the overly flamboyant Dimitri Ivanov is thrust into his life. Dimitri is cocky, flashy, and makes a hobby out of annoying Theo. But Theo begins to question whether Dimitri’s constant flirting is all in fun, or if it’s becoming serious. And why is straight Theo getting such strong feelings for Dimitri?

**COMPLETED!!** I have been on the run for many lifetimes now, and yet they are still chasing me...hunting me down for something that no one can change, Mother Nature is a bi*ch in my world. I have lived for hundreds of years, and never have I thought about my actions. My rule is simple...wait what am I talking about I have no rules! I always thought that once you're a blood-sucking vampire, that there was no hope to keep in touch with humanity. How wrong could I be? In all my existance, I have NEVER changed. However the most unlikliest of people are...doing exactly that, they are helping me regain something that I have been craving for since forever...my soul... I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA CHARACTERS, ONLY THE ONES THAT I'VE MADE UP.....bon appetite!

Colette has been living with Mrs Figg for as long as she can remember. She knows next to nothing about her true self but she knows Privet Drive is not her real home. On the event of receiving her Hogwarts letter four years late, she runs away with the Chosen One when he manages to blows up his aunt in a spat about his parents. Hogwarts throws everything at her, from O.W.L. exams to the infamous Weasley twins. Plus, to top it all off, there's a mass murderer on the loose. In the first of her last years at Hogwarts, is Lottie able to keep her life perfectly on balance at any point, along with dealing with all the other problems and people the school brings and the new knowledge of her real family? ** Contains some strange words and some strong words **

I'm going to be honest with you about this fanfic; it's a little crazy, a little cracky, but well written once you get into it. I've recieved a lot of popularity on it, and I'm glad that so many people enjoy it. I will be finishing it; I just took a break from the site. A very loooong break. -Saphy :P Okay lol lets be honest this book is so... bad compared to my things now XP sorry. Read if you want.

Akira AkaBara is alone. Her clan was destroyed by the Akatsuki, so now she travels. She has three kekkei genkais, can control elements and is one crazy chic. While she was traveling a couple miles outside of Konoha, she was taken in by some ANBU to be questioned. She's got some dark secerets to tell, but who will be the one to find out?