Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Shishi is a second year student in Ouran Academy and has been friends with Haruhi since birth! However, when Haruhi comes and breaks an expensive vase both have to pay the price and become members of the idiotic Host club! But maybe it's not that bad when the little angel gets a dose of honey.

Sarcastic Theo is just trying to get through his senior year of high school with his sister Thalia and his best friend Oliver. But Theo’s life gets flipped upside-down when the overly flamboyant Dimitri Ivanov is thrust into his life. Dimitri is cocky, flashy, and makes a hobby out of annoying Theo. But Theo begins to question whether Dimitri’s constant flirting is all in fun, or if it’s becoming serious. And why is straight Theo getting such strong feelings for Dimitri?

Colette has been living with Mrs Figg for as long as she can remember. She knows next to nothing about her true self but she knows Privet Drive is not her real home. On the event of receiving her Hogwarts letter four years late, she runs away with the Chosen One when he manages to blows up his aunt in a spat about his parents. Hogwarts throws everything at her, from O.W.L. exams to the infamous Weasley twins. Plus, to top it all off, there's a mass murderer on the loose. In the first of her last years at Hogwarts, is Lottie able to keep her life perfectly on balance at any point, along with dealing with all the other problems and people the school brings and the new knowledge of her real family? ** Contains some strange words and some strong words **

I'm going to be honest with you about this fanfic; it's a little crazy, a little cracky, but well written once you get into it. I've recieved a lot of popularity on it, and I'm glad that so many people enjoy it. I will be finishing it; I just took a break from the site. A very loooong break. -Saphy :P Okay lol lets be honest this book is so... bad compared to my things now XP sorry. Read if you want.

Akira AkaBara is alone. Her clan was destroyed by the Akatsuki, so now she travels. She has three kekkei genkais, can control elements and is one crazy chic. While she was traveling a couple miles outside of Konoha, she was taken in by some ANBU to be questioned. She's got some dark secerets to tell, but who will be the one to find out?

BOOK 1 OF THE PROPHECY CHRONICLES! *** Jordyn Lewis, death eater at age 13, had always lived a crappy life. I guess that's what lead her into being the youngest and most powerful death eater. Her family was horrid. With a cowardly mother and an abusive father something was bound to go wrong. At age sixteen Jordyn was caught and sent to Azkaban Prison with a life sentence. There, she met a certain man named Sirius Black. Will Sirius change Jordyn's habits of life or will she rot in prison for the rest of her life? ***ALL RIGHTS GO TO JK ROWLING EXCEPT FOR THE STUFF THAT I MAKE UP!

A beautiful god-like young woman finally awakens from her long slumber, and has caught the eye of young Soul Evans. But little does he know, that this youg girl is the principal to saving the world from former anti-kishin group, known as the Hoshi 6. Being created by Lord Death, Kuro has only the urge to fight off anything that could harm Death City or Lord Death in any way, but meeting Soul, her feelings become mutual to his, giving her the strive to protect him as well as Lord Death...

Sarcastic Rayne is sixteen years old, and doesn’t talk... but by choice. Because whenever she gets emotionally attached to someone, they die a mysterious death. She has resorted to the life of a mute... until the she meets the new kid.