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!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Fictional point of view where you experience some steamy moments with Gordon Ramsay

You sell your soul so you could have a friend, which is Satan. Read to find out, if you become something more to Satan, or if you die being alone.

a ronald x reader story....

Nos situamos en el año 2057 donde, después de la 5 guerra mundial, nuestra protagonista peppa se encuentra aislada de la sociedad, llena de ira tratará de encontrar a Dani perro (el cual asesino a George) En el transcurso de la historia peppa ganará aliados y enemigos poderosos. ¿Podrá peppa vengar a George? o morirá en el intento.

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

It's exactly what it says in the title. I don't know why you clicked on this, but....enjoy??

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??