Barney walks into a cafe not expecting to find the love of his life... A tall green frog with golf ball eyes. But all love must be won will Barney be able to seduce Kermit into falling in love And can he over past the obstacles that get in his path I mean how can a dinosaur compete with Obama and Harry Styles...

A love triangle between 3 players on the same baseball team, extended to include more of the players. Who will Woodley choose in the end? ((**THIS IS SATIRE**))