"AHOY, LADIES! DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE!"

"𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔," "𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐄," "𝐇 𝐄 𝐀 𝐓 𝐖 𝐀 𝐕 𝐄 𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓," "𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐖." ////////// "𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄, 𝐘/𝐍?" "..." "𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐓. 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄." "𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓." "𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓. 𝐒𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍, 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋." //////////// 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: •𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 (𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑) •𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄 •𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃/𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐄 •𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 Book 1/5 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒: 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐖𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐁𝐘 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐒 (𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃) 29 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐄 2020© 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐉𝐔𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐔 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐄. 𝐀𝐋

[COMPLETED] !Female Y/N! "Regina George liking me? No way." I don't own Mean Girls or the characters in it, and you own you! Wait... technically Regina might in this book... Swear warning! It is Mean Girls. Mostly based off of the movie, but of this gets 100 or something around there views, I might base one off the Broadway. Enjoy! ~the_apex_predator STARTED NOVEMBER 28TH, 2019 COMPLETED JULY 20TH, 2020

The best and everyone's favourite quotes from the popular movie, Mean Girls!! #761 in Random Nov. 1. 2015

(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagine how poor pency the twink would feel if he knew what trump felt about his own enemy.

❝ You promised... ❞ ❝ ... I know. ❞ ➳ A simple patrol mission, and a chance encounter with a lone survivor creates a void of doubt and unexpected epiphany in Abby's perspective of things, and leads her to explore paths she had never expected to ever stumble upon. [ The Last Of Us Part II Story Fanfiction ] [ Abigail "Abby" Anderson x Female!Reader ] [ More info in first chapter! ]

"You're fun to play with. I just -what- told you one little secret and made you cry at the dinner table?" He chuckles and leans back in his chair again. "You think you have something over me. But in reality?" He drops his voice down to a whisper, leaning in towards me. "You have nothing. I have all the power." - - - You, a loyal soldier of L'manburg, get kidnapped by Dream after your brother, Eret, betrays your country. After countless escape attempts, you must find a new way to help L'manburg. Unless that's not the side you're on anymore. - - - dream x fem reader first person slow burn no smut :) COVER ART IS NOT MINE CREDS TO @/wolfythewitch ON TWT

You set your phone down when a customer walked in - a boy with fluffy brown hair and an oversized jumper. You watched him wander between the shelves for a few moments, looking sort of lost, as most boyfriends and/or husbands did when they came looking for gifts. Shame too - he was cute. Still, you walked around the counter and over to him to offer your help. You stepped up beside him next to the candles. "Hi, are you finding everything okay?" You asked. "Oh, uh." The boy jumped a little. "I'm just looking for some candles." He said. "Gonna be honest... I'm kind of lost, yeah." You laughed a little. "Would you like some help?" "Yes, thank you." He sounded relieved. You grabbed one of the shopping bags from the nearby rack and handed it to him with a smile. "So are we looking for something for the girlfriend, or mom, maybe?" "Oh, um no." He said, flushing slightly. "I just needed some candles for me, actually." Your smile widened. So no girlfriend... a interesting development.

THE FALL OF AN EMPIRE BOOK ONE --- Your eyes trailed up to the balcony, taking stock of the man who was perched there, hands resting on the railing as he peered down at the crowd that had just entered the room. Broad shoulders were only accentuated by plated armor, polished to a bronze sheen. You had seen this man before, during military processions and that sort of thing. The prison warden, and one of the caesar's previous champions. Samuel. The warden of the prison underneath the colosseum.

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧